The Traffic: Ridiculous. You'd think drivers hadn't seen pedestrians before. And if you don't know how to deal with pedestrians, you should stay far away from a college campus.
The Parking: Weird! I scored a great parking space about half a block from the campus bookstore. . . only to have the parking meter eat six quarters and then spaz out into a blinking "See time limit/Out of order" frenzy. I bit the bullet and hurried myself down to the bookstore.
The Mission: Show my I.D., tell the cashier my height, and pick up these:
Needs a good pressing, I think.
And for the life of me, I can't understand the directions on how to turn the hood out where.
I am really excited now.
Oh, and guess who didn't move a whisker?
"Suzy Becker says it's O.K. to wear the same thing every day.
I don't get you humans."