Why Grocery Shopping for One Takes an Hour
Scene: Health section of the grocery store, first aid aisle. I'm standing there, scanning rows of boxes. A grocery store dude walks by and recognizes that "lost" look.
Grocery Store Dude: Anything I can help you find?
Me: Um, yeah--just regular band-aids?
It took him a minute to figure out which box had plain ones. Seriously, have you seen all the different kinds they make? Sensitive, antibiotic, soft, weird shapes. . .
I just need the rectangles, please. I don't have fancy boo-boos.
Grocery Store Dude: Anything I can help you find?
Me: Um, yeah--just regular band-aids?
It took him a minute to figure out which box had plain ones. Seriously, have you seen all the different kinds they make? Sensitive, antibiotic, soft, weird shapes. . .
I just need the rectangles, please. I don't have fancy boo-boos.
Comments
I love it! Thanks for the laugh!
Lizzie--Nope! Maybe a neon set would've attracted my interest. :)
MM--always glad to make someone laugh!!!