I can haz reconz?
I had to think about what that meant for a minute.
Why? Because someone felt the need to mess with the only table of six, recently instituted by my desk, by removing two of the four bolts holding the one wobbly leg to the tabletop.
It may be your library, kids, but we library people hesitate to give you the things you ask after we see the things already given you, devalued.