Scumbags!

I had ordered a bunch of summer clothes and shoes from a catalog, and there were three separate shipments--supposed to be, anyway. I was starting to wonder when the second pair of shoes would arrive. I checked the order status online and it said "complete." Uh, I don't think so. Good thing they provide tracking numbers.

Bad thing is, somebody stole my shoes! Before they even got to me!

MERCHANDISE IS MISSING. UPS WILL NOTIFY THE SENDER WITH ADDITIONAL DETAILS. /
ALL MERCHANDISE MISSING, EMPTY CARTON WAS DISCARDED. UPS WILL NOTIFY THE SENDER
WITH DETAILS OF THE DAMAGE

Guess I know what I'll be venting about over at Emily's tomorrow.